waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

(Source: pokec0re, via r-ahel)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

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andreaschoice:

once upon a time, when youtube had a different layout many moons ago, youtubers had the option to have this big headline next to our channel names… and I thought it would be funny to put, “I’M your mommy, now”… and you all thought it would be even funnier to actually call me mommy after that. And it lives on… 

oomshi:

Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me

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coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

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